And no, I was never that drunk, but it is so freeing to know my kids will never think that about their mom. They will never have to come across me lying on the lawn, or stupidly blabbering away at a party, or passed out on my bed, hours before bedtime. They might think other things about me, but it won't be anything related to DRUNK! And that feels good.
You know what else feels good? Seeing these in the middle of a southern California storm (you kinda have to look closely):
Life is good.